D'd my L

To "Dump my/your load" meaning to cum, or empty your prostate.

Drew: Did you see that girl go by? I just D'd my L onto the sidewalk.

by oscartic May 8, 2018

I’d give my left nut to…

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"

Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

I’d let my fish swim in this

I’d let my fish swim in this is an adjective used to describe a satisfactory beverage.

Use this term to describe a drink that is simply orgasmic.

This cocktail is so good! I’d let my fish swim in this.

by Fishlover4321 March 18, 2023

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The maximum limit of proper terms alot like the predisessor accept it will instantly grant you insane levels of power,

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

by your official obovement February 1, 2020

I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020