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Czechoslovakian Spaghetti 

When you take to much pre-workout and have a fat shit after.
Bro after this bench set i think I´ll have some Czechoslovakian Spaghetti.

Czeckoslovakian Scuba Suit 

when a person lays in a bath tub filled with oil and other people poop, pee, ejaculate, and bleed into the oil and the oil keeps it all from touching the person. the person in the tub must wear a scuba mask and snorkel and then go under the oil for at least 5 seconds.
dude i had a crazy night last night.. i woke up during a czeckoslovakian scuba suit.. i was in the tub..

Czechoslovakian spray paint 

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied
“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

Czechoslovakia 

Czechoslovakia was a state that existed from 1918 to 1992. It dissoluted peacefully to form Czechia and Slovakia in a process known as Velvet Revolution.

Czechoslovakia is a general term to designate the area of today's Czechia and Slovakia. However, the history of the country and its formal names was vivid.

The term Czechoslovakia includes:
Era known as "The First Republic"
– 1918–1920: Republic of Czechoslovakia
– 1920–1938: Czechoslovak Republic
Era known as "The Second Republic", that was interrupted by nazi occupation (1939-1945).
– 1938–1939: Czecho-Slovak Republic
Era from 1945 to 1948 known as "The Third Republic" that was interrupted by the rise of communism (1948-1989), which is sometimes called "The Fourth Republic".
– 1945–1960: Czechoslovak Republic
– 1960–1990: Czechoslovak Socialist Republic
Era after the fall of communism after 1989, that is sometimes reffered to as "The Fifth Republic".
– 1990: Czechoslovak Federative Republic
– 1990: Czech and Slovak Federative Republic
A: "I'm going to Prague in Czechoslovakia next month!"
B: "No, you're not. Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore. Since 1993 it's two separate countries: Czechia and Slovakia. So you're going to Prague, Czechia."

A: "You're mean. I won't send you a picture of the Prague Castle. You know, that thing with with all the towers and stuff!"
B: "That's actually St. Vitus Cathedral, only a part of the Prague Castle complex.

A: ...
B: "I'll show myself out."
Czechoslovakia by MrGreg September 13, 2018

czechoslovakian harmonica 

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand
Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

Czechoslovakia 

A former county that disbanded in 1993. It is now the Czech Republic and The Republic of Slovakia or Czechia and Slovakia.
I wish I could've gone to Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia by alexjk2004 September 14, 2020