Cynthia Lennon

John Lennon's first wife who he met at collage. She was always loyal to him, until a goblin named Yoko Ono started stalking him and finally got to him. After the divorce, Paul McCartney wrote a song to her son, Julian, called "Hey Jude"
"Who was John Lennon's wife before Yoko?"
"Why Cynthia Lennon of course!"
by yomps June 13, 2009
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Cynthia lennon

Thou shalt take 1 toketh each of thy chosen discipline (penjamin franklin), then thy shall repeat this process to a count of 9, if either party shall happen to cough during the process, repeat the round until the criteria is met. If one reaches the count of 10 (along with the other members of the party), thou shall take the longeth toketh humanly possible, whomever obtains the longest recorded time is the “victor”, the rest shalt now henceforth be known as a “punk ass bitch”. The “victor” shalt also take a final commemorative toketh.
Hahaha you want go a round of cynthia lennon??
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