Cyber piss 

cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.

"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."

"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."

Cyber piss by riceshooter85 April 12, 2007

cyber piss 

its the piss you get when you drink soda and play video games for at least to 4 hours, the urination normally takes 2 to 3 minutes

dude I got a bad case of the cyber piss lastnight after I played fallout 3 for five hours straight

cyber piss by mathew the haley man May 9, 2009

Cyberpussy

That premium metallic good good that you slide into when you do not have a human partner. You could also just stick your dick in a DVD player and see if that does anything for you...

Aw god my internet is so slow. It took so long to download that Cyberpussy last night.

My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.

Cyberpussy by Aidan Decoco August 2, 2016

cyberpussy

when you get the special treatment over facetime

“Yo Emily gave me the cyberpussy last night”

cyberpussy by sevjustin May 2, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019