The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'