Cutting Ham

Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.

Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.

Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.

by Traffic Cat May 15, 2013

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

cuntingham

The bitch in your class that doesn't know what a tampon is

Hey you cuntingham shut the fuck up and use a tampax you stupid cunt

by Jigaboo nigger August 1, 2016

Cottingham

adj. Pretty, charming and ambitious, with a cute smile that gets them out of trouble, however naughty they maybe. Very intelligent - be very aware, you will be captivated!

I was raging but she threw her Cottingham smile at me and all was forgotten.

by TigerByName February 1, 2009