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cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012
Related Words
Custed • cunted • Custer • crusted • Casted • custodian • costed • Cussed • custee • cuted
"The great one". Best Jamaican basketball player of all time. Roy Hibbert got nothing on him. ASAP.
You played amazing and reminded me of custad
custad by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite December 2, 2016
A BUSTER, on HOOD, 5IVE 5IVE CRIP. EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, GON C ALRIGHT, on 55TH STREET!

REPLACE THE B WITH A C, EVERYTHANG ON C, Crip style, thus a CUSTER. Like BKuster, but CUSTER.

Popularized by Tiny Loc Crip Mac from 55th Street. You 5 me? On hoodstas.

Big Bad West Coast Southern California thangs...
DON'T BE A CUSTER, THAT'S SOME CUSTER SHIT, CUH!! CHARLESTON WHITE, HE A STRAIGHT CUSTER, ON HOOD!! EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, CUH.

DON'T DO NO CUSTER SHIT, DON'T C NO CUSTER. LISTEN 5 ME. AIN'T CUSTER SHIT.

Some Tiny Loc Crip Mac thangs, C Mac da Loc.
Custer by BigBadWestCoastHead November 16, 2021

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

Cunted Creature 

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

Custeristic 

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.
Custeristic by Reinamaria March 7, 2013
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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