Curious Stephen

A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.

Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.

Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear

Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen