If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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