Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.
I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
mugGet the Curb Fairiesmug.