Out of the Cupboard

When a heterosexual male comes out as "non-gay" and has an older homosexual brother.

Jon came "out of the cupboard" yesterday much to the chagrin of his gay brother Dave.

by J-Nice October 27, 2006

Cupboard Troll

A person who cannot stop snacking, is always in the cupboards or fridge. Eats everything and anything.

John-You have no food in your kitchen
Matt-Sorry my brother is a cupboard troll and ate it all!

by Hacker8365932826 March 6, 2011

Dick Cupboard

- Noun

1. Any social gathering where there are overwhelmingly males present

2. A gay bar

1. Man, I'm sick of these lame parties. We need to invite more women! This party is a dick cupboard.

2. Then, they walked into the bar. Upon seeing two men kissing, they realized they were in a dick cupboard.

by amansman2 March 9, 2010

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 2, 2011