Cuntry Bumpkin

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).

Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!

by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

by shank6 December 7, 2009

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

cunty bumpkin

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

by ClownBoy June 21, 2006

country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

by LB March 31, 2004

Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.

In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.

by onendone January 7, 2011