Cunthulu Share definition Flag Extremely self-centered bitch, with tentacles fringing her lower (and sometimes upper)lips. Aphaydren had made such an ass of herself that everyone began referring to her as "Cunthulu" Cunthulu by Luvs, Grandma November 8, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Cunthulu mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch