Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

cunt muffin

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

by valereally January 21, 2008

cunt muffin

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

by armlessphelan November 3, 2011