Cunt Funk Share definition Flag Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas. "We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk." Cunt Funk by typhy1990 October 13, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Cunt Funk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch