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Cunt Cookies

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When a bitch is on her period and you go down on her lucky to find little salty hard bits of dried blood that you absolutely must stop to chew.
Whooaaaaa......fuck bitch! You is gonna have to wait to cum whiles I gets me some cunt cookies!

Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!
Cunt Cookies by Rayan X September 5, 2006
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Cunt scout cookies 

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Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?

cunt cookie 

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A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.
Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
cunt cookie by sj1 December 17, 2009

cunt cookie 

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A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
cunt cookie by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

Cunt Cookie 

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When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.
Cunt Cookie by ttyfhj July 1, 2011

cookie cunt 

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when a girl has a beaten up fanny
that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
cookie cunt by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

cookie cunt 

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Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity
Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.
cookie cunt by specail_ed December 21, 2008
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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