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Cunt scout cookies 

Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?

cunt cookie 

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.
Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
cunt cookie by sj1 December 17, 2009

cunt cookie 

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
cunt cookie by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

Cunt Cookie 

When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.
Cunt Cookie by ttyfhj July 1, 2011

cookie cunt 

when a girl has a beaten up fanny
that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
cookie cunt by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

cookie cunt 

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity
Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.
cookie cunt by specail_ed December 21, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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