Cumjay 

Cumjay is a very sexy man and can do a lot of things. Most people think that he's nothing more than a crusty bit of cum but he is a lot more.

I wish I was more like cumjay because he's sexy af.

Cumjay by Cumjay April 19, 2020

Ice cream Cumday 

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.

Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"

Ice cream Cumday by klempy April 25, 2011

cumjack 

When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.

Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*

cumjack by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008

Cumday 

The day of the week when both you and your sexual partner have off from work, usually Sunday. The whole day is spent having sex and, presumably, cumming. Thus, Cumday.

Friend: So, how was your weekend?
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.

Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss

Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!

Cumday by alkenethiol July 12, 2014

Chocolate Cumday 

When you decide to ejaculate on a Chocolate Sunday and serve it to a naughty customer.

Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!

Chocolate Cumday by Escandalo! April 7, 2011

cumjackum macpoulet

They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken

French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke

cumjackum macpoulet by Penuse May 9, 2005

cumbaya 

sweet dreams ;; as mr.snow would say... !!!!

CUMBAYA , MY LORD , CUMBAYA hard rock kind of way

cumbaya by deeeevviiinnn December 21, 2004