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Ice cream Cumday 

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Ice cream Cumday by klempy April 25, 2011
When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.
Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*
The day of the week when both you and your sexual partner have off from work, usually Sunday. The whole day is spent having sex and, presumably, cumming. Thus, Cumday.
Friend: So, how was your weekend?
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.

Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss

Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!
Cumday by alkenethiol July 12, 2014

Chocolate Cumday 

When you decide to ejaculate on a Chocolate Sunday and serve it to a naughty customer.
Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
Chocolate Cumday by Escandalo! April 7, 2011

cumjackum macpoulet

They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken
French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
sweet dreams ;; as mr.snow would say... !!!!
CUMBAYA , MY LORD , CUMBAYA hard rock kind of way
cumbaya by deeeevviiinnn December 21, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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