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Ice cream Cumday
when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Ice cream Cumday by klempy April 25, 2011
Related Words
Cumjay • Cumday • cumbaya • Cumayo cocktail • cumjack • Cumjacket • cumjackulate • cumjackum macpoulet • Cumjaculate • Cumjanian
cumjack
cumjack by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008
Cumday
The day of the week when both you and your sexual partner have off from work, usually Sunday. The whole day is spent having sex and, presumably, cumming. Thus, Cumday.
Friend: So, how was your weekend?
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.
Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss
Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!
Girl: Cumday came twice this week! I didn't think he even had that much in him.
Guy: What are we doing this Sunday?
Girl: Don't you mean Cumday?
Guy: Yesssssssssssss
Girl1: You mean, you're into me?
Girl2: Uh duh. What gave it away? The 69 written next to your name in my phone?
Girl1: So... do you have off this Sunday?
Girl2: Cumday here we cum!
Cumday by alkenethiol July 12, 2014
Chocolate Cumday
Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
Chocolate Cumday by Escandalo! April 7, 2011
cumjackum macpoulet
They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken
French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
cumjackum macpoulet by Penuse May 9, 2005
cumbaya
cumbaya by deeeevviiinnn December 21, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.