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Cummanoid 

A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.
"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"
Cummanoid by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008
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When and where your g.f. asks to cum on her. Usually done in a very bitchy tone in order to orchestrate the sex to her liking, and her liking only. This girl is usually demonstrating qualities of a queefapotamus.
Steve: "Man, my bitch is really getting pushy. Last night she pretty much forced me to cum on her ass."

Mark: "Looks like she is in cummand."

or,

Cindy: "Last night I was totally cummanding when I was with Jeff."

Shannon: "OMG! You are such a slut."
Cummand by SM_905 July 15, 2009
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chumpanoid

A word to describe someone named wesley
Wow Wesley is being such a chumpanoid
chumpanoid by G@ckos March 20, 2025

cummand center

Thou beseech oneself upon thy cummand center astute and destined to cummand from my center.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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