Cummanoid

A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.

"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"

by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008

Cummand

When and where your g.f. asks to cum on her. Usually done in a very bitchy tone in order to orchestrate the sex to her liking, and her liking only. This girl is usually demonstrating qualities of a queefapotamus.

Steve: "Man, my bitch is really getting pushy. Last night she pretty much forced me to cum on her ass."

Mark: "Looks like she is in cummand."

or,

Cindy: "Last night I was totally cummanding when I was with Jeff."

Shannon: "OMG! You are such a slut."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

Cummand

Cumming on command. It's as simple as that.

"WE CAN CUM ON COMMAND! IT'S A CUMMAND!" -Caddicarus 2021

by RayNheartZ1 January 18, 2023

cummand center

a cuck's command center

Thou beseech oneself upon thy cummand center astute and destined to cummand from my center.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 4, 2026

chumpanoid

A word to describe someone named wesley

Wow Wesley is being such a chumpanoid

by G@ckos March 20, 2025