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Cummanoid 

A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.
"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"
Cummanoid by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008
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When and where your g.f. asks to cum on her. Usually done in a very bitchy tone in order to orchestrate the sex to her liking, and her liking only. This girl is usually demonstrating qualities of a queefapotamus.
Steve: "Man, my bitch is really getting pushy. Last night she pretty much forced me to cum on her ass."

Mark: "Looks like she is in cummand."

or,

Cindy: "Last night I was totally cummanding when I was with Jeff."

Shannon: "OMG! You are such a slut."
Cummand by SM_905 July 15, 2009
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chumpanoid

A word to describe someone named wesley
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cummand center

a cuck's command center
Thou beseech oneself upon thy cummand center astute and destined to cummand from my center.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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