A cum sneeze is when you cum hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it "going the wrong way" and it snorting out her nose. Though rare, a cum sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.
Fuck dude. I shot in Beckies mouth last night and she coughed then cum sneezed and it came out her nose.
a cum sneeze is a term used to refer to someone who had been made by their dad accidentally sneezing while he was cumming which caused his cum shot to go far and unintentionally impregnated your mother
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.