A pair of titties so wonderful they make you shoot a load that drains your sack.
Sheila'srack is perfection. In fact, after making a dickwich with her last night, I nearly drowned her in my man rain. I now have to recharge my balls. I guess you could say Sheila's got cumdustable bust!
an eldarado cumduster is when you are in a 69 position with a female and while shes sucking your penis you are kicking her in the head with the spurs on your boots and in the peak of the sexual position you must poop in her mouth and be putting baking powder in her eyes while cumming in her ear
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.