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Cum Cracker 

Would you like a dick biscuit or a cum cracker??
Cum Cracker by Occulta September 8, 2010

Cum cracker 

A cum crack is a term to use against white people when their paper ass lips don't shut the fuck up or is being annoying .🤭
This cum cracker hair finna fall off wit them braids in her head.

cum cracker 

when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

cum cracker 

a white gay guy who has cum all over them
cum cracker by matt April 24, 2006

Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum-on-a-Cracker 

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.
We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!
Cum-on-a-Cracker by eda-skip October 18, 2021
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