This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise
by Luciepoo March 13, 2022
A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...
Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*
by cumburger November 10, 2020
A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
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