Cum Burger 

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

Cum Burger by cumburger November 9, 2020

Cum burger 

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

Cum burger by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Cum Burger 

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

Cum Burger by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022

cum burger 

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

cum burger by Patrick January 7, 2004

cum burger 

dried seamen/spirm/cum

Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'

cum burger by FuckYall May 14, 2004

cum burger 

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

cum burger by bal March 8, 2005

cum burger 

why would you eat that. a burger of cum. ew.

Person 1: man i love cum burgers
Person 2: kys

cum burger by The guy who says things May 12, 2023