"Hey (friend), I almost got my head blown off by a 12 gauge shotgun after yelling allahu akbar at cars passing by"
by fortniteburgerexe April 01, 2022
A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022
pale white kid: hey ma nigga! whats for homework tonight?
other white kid: screams the n word 50 times and doesn't even answer his question
other white kid: screams the n word 50 times and doesn't even answer his question
by fortniteburgerexe March 25, 2022