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The act of Cum Skunking - when a person expels semen from their anus onto another person, typically the face. Sometimes used by jealous partners in threesomes as a deterrent to the third party; other times performed solely for sexual pleasure.
My boyfriend kept trying to get me to have a threesome with Kelly but I don't want to share him with anyone. In the end I agreed but cum skunked on her face after he blew his load in my ass. I don't think she will be coming back!

Dave: Katie is such a dirty bitch, I love it. She actually prefers being fucked in the ass
Chad: You lucky bastard! I bet she lets you do anything you want to her
Dave: Last night she even cum skunked all over my face and then licked it all off
Chad: Whoa dude, that's heavy...
Dave: Ermmm, yeah. I didn't enjoy it obviously...
Chad: ...Right.
Cum Skunk by Rodentboy August 12, 2026
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Cum guzzling skank whore 

A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.
That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.

Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut

cum guzzling sewer skank

A mean bitch, that looks as if see is from the slums. Someone that should be kicked in the face as soon as you she her. She generally has a splodge of cum on her body surface.
Man that bitch over on the corner is such a cum guzzling sewer skank. She stinks of high hell.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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