Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.
One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.