cum grenade

Someone who is fertile enough to get even a man pregnant or if your friends pull a nasty prank on you save your baby gravy for a week put it into a water balloons and hit them in the vagina or ass so they get pregnant
I threw my BFF a cum grenade because it was a snow day and I had nothing better to do ... and he was upset/pregnant
by Nononoyesna February 19, 2008
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Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”
by Say when July 20, 2025
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Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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