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Cum Cooking 

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
Cum Cooking by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008
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Cum Cooking 

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.
Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?
Cum Cooking by Gagner February 8, 2013

Cum cocking

The Act of rigging a shotgun to blast either you in the skull or your cock/balls via string trap. It may include the premeditated acts of contacting someone to enter the room instantly activating the trap blasting your privates/ Dome whilst fully naked. It is an act of intense humiliation and self sacrifice for pleasure.
Please im mentally ill im so close to just cum cocking myself into oblivion
Cum cocking by A Human TrashCan October 18, 2025

Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.
Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment
Aleksander Cum Cocking by 67er December 28, 2025
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