cumblanket

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.

A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!

by da grimreafa & co October 2, 2008

cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 17, 2021