Cultural Christian 

A individual bound by their desire not to follow Christ, but to impress man. There are two types. The first is self- righteous. They believe that just because they grew up in the church or that their grandparents are Catholic they are automatically Christian and therefore saved. The second one is the opposite. They believe that they can’t be as good as the others or chose not to be, and sin just for the fun of it.
The Christian religion becomes mostly a title they use to walk around with although they don’t truly believe. Church becomes a family event, or just a personal way to meet a woman or a man with a high moral standard. Cultural Christians occupy much of the labeled “Christian” part of the world. In contrast, “Christians” are individuals who are bought by Christ and contain the Holy Spirit. These individuals can be identified by how they love others. They struggle with doubt, sin and admit they are just as sinful as the next. Even the Apostle Paul stated he was the worst of sinners (1 Timothy 1:15). Christians take irrational risks in the hopes of glorifying God, contrarily the Cultural Christian takes risks in the hopes that you will think he is a good person. A cultural Christian cares what you think about him, a Christian cares what you think of Christ. Where a Christian hates his sin, a cultural Christian is quite fine by it, and may even offer you some of his blunt.

Yeah, he’s a Cultural Christian; it’s quite sad honestly. I pray for him every night.

Cultural Christian by Guest3.14 March 23, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007