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Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
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Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
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