When you are getting a handjob and you cum on either your own or partners wrist
Emily was giving Anthony a ferocious handjob when his bollocks exploded all over her leaving a mass motherload of jizz. Some got on her wrist to which Emily said "Anthony you have just cum cuft menu dirty bastard".
This is a different spelling of KUFTA.
Cufta can also mean lacking in brain power, steez, gull-appeal, or stage presence. If you are called a cufta, and belive it to be true you must shower yourself with 12 guage buckshot for clensing.
(you must emphesize "cufta" elongating pronunciationa with sarcasm and discust at all times) i.e.
"you wack ass cufta suckingdandelion"