Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

Cuddle Muscle by poopnaked May 9, 2013

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Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

Big Muscles get Cuddles by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022

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Related Words

Cuddle Muscle • Big Muscles get Cuddles • cuddle • cuddle puddle • Cuddle-able • cuddle bitch • cuddle call • cuddle rape • cuddle muffin • cuddle whore

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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