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Cuddle Monkey

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
Cuddle Monkey by Sexysoup May 10, 2008

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL
cuddle monkey by chris February 16, 2005

Monkey Cuddle 

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.
On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.
Monkey Cuddle by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026