Cuban missle

a 3some position in which a girl is bent over doggystyle on a bed and the male bones her while another girl is on top of the 1st girl's back spreading her legs upward so the male can eat her out.

i did the cuban missle with jen and racheal.

by iamonfire430 June 13, 2011

Cuban Missle Crisis

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

Cuban Missle Crisis

That thing that no one knew about nor gave a poo poo about until Black Ops was released. Now it beats the cigar stereotype.

Before playing Cod Black Ops, I thought Castro was the president of Mexico.

(Cuban Missle Crisis must be included!!!!!11111!!)

by Clueless Fuck January 4, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Cuban Missile

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by Kmac46 December 9, 2008