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Someone that pisses off board kids. A person that is always speaking the truth even if it pisses people off.
Cuban B is telling like it is. What's new?
Cuban B by none November 17, 2003
A person that tells it like it is.
Cuban B is constantly hating on people because they say stupid shit.
cuban B by hoohaa November 17, 2003
A Drum n Bass DJ from Seattle. He has a complete understanding for Jungle/Drum n Bass music. His skills are just becoming known and have just began to develop, yet this guy could sit at the top of any city's Dj ranking.
Dang, did you see cuban b? He can actually program. Is that a new concept?
Cuban B by Vadim November 18, 2003

cuban breakfast 

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.
Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.
cuban breakfast by arylius December 1, 2020

Cuban blowjob 

A ritual - most commonly associated with bachelor parties - where a group of men take turns blowing cigar smoke on a friend so as to remove the scent of stripper perfume before he returns home to his fiancé, wife, husband, or significant other.
At the conclusion of his bachelor party, the boys gave Bryan the old Cuban blowjob to throw off the bride-to-be's discerning nose.
Cuban blowjob by qwithoutyou February 8, 2015

Cuban Blowtorch 

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
Cuban Blowtorch by RyPMadi September 16, 2010
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