cubano

Finest cuban cigars, rolled between the thighs of naked virgins. Sold in the walk in humidor on the Highway.
Awesome.
Jimskey Gaidmonds does not partake in these.
See also, fever, chocolate fever, angus, angry angus

Let's go to Spearmints, smoke some fat cubanos and get the fever on.

It's half time, get the cubanos in you fag.

by boohog June 8, 2004

Cubano spit shine

When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish

Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”

Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”

by Sleepy pleepy October 26, 2018

Half Nigger Cubano

Usually some annoying spic or black person talking shit to you on Xbox. Then you yell in your mic "WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO". It will usually piss them off and they will go off on you, which is quite entertaining.

Tyrone: Yo nigga I just raped yo bitch ass.

You: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO

by Theballz90 February 13, 2014

shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005

cuban ipad

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

by P0larr November 25, 2020

Cubanichi

A native or inhabitant of Cuba.

I can go forever like an old fashioned country mouse
Estilo be guajiro
Latino is the lingo
I’m straight Cubanichi
I bang Pinar del Rio

— Sen Dog (Cypress HIll artist)

by heck5 April 22, 2010

cubankaeya

The ultimate alpha. The most dominant and best alpha in the world, the alpha king in other words. No one can match a cubankaeya's dominance

"OMG you see that person over there they're such a cubankaeya."
Or
"What kind of person is (insert name)?"
"Oh he's a cubankaeya."

by WYNNIEIGUESS April 14, 2022