When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

cuntverted by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

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Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

Cuntvenient store by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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Cunt from Cuntville

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.

Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.

Cunt from Cuntville by Coach Rene April 3, 2020

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cuntvid-19

A respiratory illness that causes really hateful, mean things to spew from the lungs.... The illness is unfortunately rarely fatal, but it can cause people to wish for the death of those inflicted...

Man, what is going on with John? He used to be so kind, but now he is so mean. He seems to have come down with a serious case of cuntvid-19.

cuntvid-19 by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 18, 2020

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