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Cuauhte is the name a dude who is probably a nice guy. He also tends to be a simp for identical twins.

He may also be defined as:

A weeb (major)

A memepedia

Having a bad sleeping schedule

A red bull addict

A Bernard
A man who often roasts Lauren
A dodecahedron

So in a sense, A cuauhte is many things. Many interesting things.

Jules: Did you see what cuauhte did?

Lauren: yeah he didn’t go to sleep until 5am today
Damnit cuauhte go the fuck to sleep
by Blablaaaaaaaaaaaa September 22, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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