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Crying Panda 

A term used to describe anal sex with an Asian woman that results in her crying either during or after coitus
Andrew: Hey Darrin, why is she crying?
Darrin: I think Adam just performed crying panda on her
Crying Panda by Blackaliciousx September 16, 2010
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Crying Panda 

One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?

Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
Crying Panda by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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