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crusty ass 

A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.

One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.
crusty ass by anus_ganus November 1, 2014
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CRUSTY ASS 

Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets
I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass
CRUSTY ASS by carl richie January 1, 2009

Crusty ass 

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them
Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!
Crusty ass by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

crusty ass nigga 

A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.
He/She is a crusty ass nigga.

You's a crusty ass nigga.

Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.

They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.

Imma crusty ass nigga.

We are all crusty ass niggas.

crusty ass rash 

when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass

person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
crusty ass rash by killern9ne October 16, 2012

crusty ass bitch 

a nasty slut bitch that doesn't bath. one who fucks any thing that sits still long enough.
billys' mom is a crusty ass bitch
crusty ass bitch by scotty carr April 30, 2003

crusty ass deamon 

n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
crusty ass deamon by grundlemychuzzle February 15, 2005
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