Crusty Bitches 

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

Crusty Bitches by SloppyJones May 6, 2019

Bitches so crusty 

A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.

Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.

Bitches so crusty by T.Tipsy January 11, 2012

Custy Bitches

A group of women who may be considered ugly and extremely unattractive. Many times they are involved with church as an after school activity.

Damn, why does Brian always want to hang out with those Custy Bitches.

Custy Bitches by Paul Caron February 23, 2008