Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

Cuntasaurus Rex

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.

Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex

by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

cuntasaurus rex

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.

My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex

by daonocto August 19, 2010

Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.

I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus

by Jay B. July 10, 2003

Cuntasaurus Rex

When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone.

Damn dude! I was gonna fuck her and I was like, "Woah! Cuntasaurus Rex get the hell away from me"

by The Sheep September 8, 2004

cuntasaurus rex

Bitch from hell. Relentless shrew.

"We could be happy if your mother wasn't such a cuntasaurus rex!"

by Toni Seville August 30, 2008