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Crush Crusher 

Someone whom you have a Crush on turns around and DEMANDS your only friends and NOTHING else!
Guy "Hi, So do you have a crush on me?"
Girl "Why do you wanna know?"
Guy "Cause I just do?"
Girl "Fine, Yes I have a crush on you!"
Guy "I thought we were only friends?"
Girl " You just ruined my crush!!!"
Guy "Sorry!"
Girl "Whatever you crush crusher!!"
Crush Crusher by quaddinmonkey December 18, 2011
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crushed crush 

Crushed crush can mean someone's/you're crush

1. Dates someone else

2. You dont have a crush on that person anymore

3. That person is away or ignoring you

4. Or actually got crushed
Publeo-The person who I like is dating someone else

Sam-damn guess you got a crushed crush
Publeo-guess so

crushed crush 

Crushed crush can mean someone's/you're crush

1. Dates someone else

2. You dont have a crush on that person anymore

3. That person is away or ignoring you

4. Or actually got crushed
Publeo-The person who I like is dating someone else

Sam-damn guess you got a crushed crush
Publeo-guess so

crushcrushcrush 

created by the song "crushcrushcrush" by Paramore. An intense heartbreak feeling after a love.
"crushcrushcrush. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."
crushcrushcrush by hornmeister November 26, 2007

CrushCrushCrushYourAss 

Making a really good Paramore song into something sexual. You can say it to your crush (pun not intended) who may be a fan of Paramore.
"Hey, I'd really like to crushcrushcrushyourass right now."

"Well I wouldn't usually have sex with you but because you used a Paramore song I'll consider it."

crushcrushcrush 

A song used during the playing of Rock Band in order to put another member of the band on blast.
Crushcrushcrush begins....

Jerk Ass Singer of the Group: "This song goes out to our drummer(name redacted) from our guitarist (name redacted)."
crushcrushcrush by rock band! April 2, 2008
cool
sophisticaded
fun
delightful
the womans dressing was crushe.
crushe by tiffany May 13, 2005
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