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Crumpet Muncher 

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An English Lesbian
Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher
Crumpet Muncher by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016
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Crumpetmuncher • crumpet • crumpet fucker • Crumpet snatcher • Crumpet Trumpet • Crumpet bashing • Crumpet Baster • Crumpet boy • Crumpet bum • Crumpet Bumper

Crumpet muncher 

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Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British
“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”
Crumpet muncher by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021
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Crumpet Muncher 

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A redcoat tea taxer.
Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
Crumpet Muncher by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
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Crumpetmuncher 

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A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.
British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Oinking 

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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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