cruise control

To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.

The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal

Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.

by knights08 November 1, 2005

cruise control

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

by moot!Ep8pui8Vw2. January 7, 2009

Cruise Control

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.

Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!

by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017

Cruise control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question

Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.

by White Bread May 1, 2006

Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

by Larzz69 October 13, 2009

Cruise Control

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.

After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath

by Tsutomu October 21, 2006

Cruise Control

Cruise Control is shity MIL

Cruise Control suck balls

by B7RLE December 31, 2022