Larzz69's definitions

Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

by Larzz69 October 13, 2009