passing out after doing drugs
by m alle October 22, 2005
Attempting to masturbate while crying.
Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.
by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012
Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.
Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.
Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.
Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014
I love taking off my socks at night and itching my crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
by Benoo April 16, 2020
A crub is a person mainly on the Internet (Or in real life) that doesn't use legitimate evidence or proof in arguments, but instead uses insults that are completely unrelated to the subject at hand.
"So what do you think about Obama as the new president?"
"I think he's a huge faggot and needs to kill himself"
"That's crubbish. Stop being such a crub"
"I think he's a huge faggot and needs to kill himself"
"That's crubbish. Stop being such a crub"
by Papa_Parker April 9, 2013
One whose argument or disagreement lacks any valid points, but instead only consists of swearing or other vulgarity.
P1: The writers on the show Mad Men are the most talented people working in Hollywood right now.
P2 (in response): Are you serious? You cum-guzzling asshole fucking piece of horseshit. Fuck your grandmother with your faggot penis.
P1: Stop being such a crub...
P2 (in response): Are you serious? You cum-guzzling asshole fucking piece of horseshit. Fuck your grandmother with your faggot penis.
P1: Stop being such a crub...
by anon13124 April 9, 2013
by BLVCKYOTA July 3, 2020