Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief

Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!

by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009

Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

Crown The King

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.

Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.

by TheKing2 November 29, 2010

Kings crown

When a girl is goin down on you, you pull your dick out and slap her on the forhead with your dick while it still wet to show whos the King

I gave my girl a kings crown last night to show her whos the king

by hell naw bitch February 09, 2008

Burger King crown

something you should NEVER wear on a plane

POV: you are a white man wearing a Burger King crown on a plane
you: she kneed me in the stomach

by super trop beau May 07, 2021

Burger King crown

A crown that people can wear at burger King.

Oh this one time at burger King I saw a little girl wearing a burger King crown while on her tablet and dancing to September by earth wind and fire.

by Blueyfan March 03, 2023

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 11, 2007