Crow Slide Share definition Flag An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in. Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her. Crow Slide by Khaytsus May 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Crow Slide mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch