crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

crotch slap by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014

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Crotch Slap

To hold a girl down and slap her in the face with your crotch.

Man I held that bitch down and gave her a good ole crotch slap.

Crotch Slap by Jason88 December 12, 2008

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Related Words

Crotch Slap • crutch slapper • crotchslave • crotch rocket • crotch • crotch goblin • crotch rot • crotch crickets • crotch pocket • crotch monkey

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

crutch slapper by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

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crotchslave

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.

Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.

crotchslave by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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